Let’s Try This Again…

Hola, all. I’ve decided to re-launch the PETER AND THE MONSTERS line, this time as individual ebooks instead of the collections of stories.

The main reason for this is that I can publish a new story every one or two months, versus 9 to 12 months for an entire book. I figure people would enjoy seeing a new work 6 times a year, rather than one massive collection once a year.

So, starting in December, I’ll be publishing the stories in the first three collections/volumes as individual ebooks. I’ll continue publishing new ones every couple of weeks until I get up to my current story I have written, which is about #20.

The good news is, you can get the first 8 ebooks for free for a limited time!

Just enter your name and email in the box over to the right, and I’ll send you a new ebook every week, starting with PETER AND THE DEAD MEN!

Edit: I had to change this policy, which I explain here.

So go ahead, do it right now, and then check your email inbox and spam box immediately to see if you got it.

Hope you enjoy it!

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Barnes And Nobles Revies aka Reviews For The Nook

Hey guys, for those of you who own Nooks, it would really help out if you wouldn’t mind leaving a review of my various books! Here’s how you do it:

1) Go to www.BarnesAndNoble.com (or just bn.com if you’re typing it). In the search bar at the top, put the title of the book you’re reviewing in quotation marks. Otherwise, if you search for PETER AND THE VAMPIRES, you’ll get a hundred other vampire-y books besides mine.

2) Once you’re sure you’re on the right page, scroll about half of the way down until you see the customer reviews. They start under the “Product Details” section. Then click on the blue ‘WRITE A REVIEW’ button on the right.

3) A new window will appear, letting you know to sign in or create an account. If you have a Nook, you probably already have an account. Your username and password are the same ones you sign in with to buy ebooks.

4) After you’ve signed in, just follow the instructions – and thank you for taking the time to do this!

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Amazon Reviews

How to Leave an Amazon Review

If you liked one of my books, please leave a review!

1. Go to http://www.amazon.com and sign into your account.

If you do not have an account:  near the middle top of the page, to the right of the Amazon logo, there is a link that says

Hello. Sign in to get personalized recommendations. New customer? Start here.

If you do not have an Amazon account (and you need one to leave a review), follow the link and create one.

2. Once you have signed in, change “Search: All Departments” to “Kindle.”

Type in the title of the book you want to review and hit “Enter” on your keyboard or the GO button to the right of the search window. Then double-click on the cover of my book in the results that appeared.

3. Click on the cover or title of the book in the results that appear.

4. You should now be on the page where you buy the book. Scroll down until you see a button that looks like this (it should be on the lower right side in the Customer Reviews section), and click on it:

5. You will be taken to a page that looks like the following. Just follow the directions!

If you enjoyed the book, please leave a review. It increases sales by letting browsers see what other readers liked about the book!

Thanks!

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Hey, I Wrote An Article On Reading My Books In Schools

What up, peeps. Sorry it’s been forever…I really need to get back to blogging and promoting the books online.

I have a few interesting things I’ll tell you about soon, but the best thing is to check out an article I wrote for CuriosityQuills.com:

http://curiosityquills.com/trying-to-promote-your-work-maybe-its-time-to-go-back-to-school/

It’s all about my recent experiences in reading at middle schools, and my advice to other authors if they want to try to grow their fan base and get paid in the process.

Hope you enjoy!

More and better updates coming soon.

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Cool Article By Lizzy Ford For Writers Interested In ePublishing

Hi ho -it’s been awhile, I must admit, and I’m falling down on the marketing part of being a writer.

Which is why this article was so interesting to me. Go check it out!

http://curiosityquills.com/from-rejection-to-sales-this-guerrilla-writers-tale/

I’ve been having a horrendous time getting new people to try my books. Seems Lizzy Ford anticipated this at the beginning, and has been using the last year to build awareness of her name, a mailing list, and a fan base.

By giving away everything she wrote for free. Until December 2011, when she’s hoping to capitalize on all her hard work.

Not bad. I’m actually thinking of adopting her plan…sales are pretty tough to come by. My books generally get very good reviews when people read them…but it’s difficult convincing folks to read them. Adults think they’re for kids, and teenagers think they’re for children. And not too many children are trolling the Kindle store, as far as I know.

What’s even more interesting is that even though she gives away everything for free, her sales have jumped from 20 or 30 a month to above a thousand.

Crazy…even spread across five or six books, she’s making far more sales per month on one book than I’ve made on all three of my PETER AND THE… books in any of the past months.

So, if you’re thinking about publishing your ebooks, go read Lizzy’s article. It’s got some fascinating ideas in there that have yielded real-world results I’m envious of.

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Relaunch of the Blog www.PeterAndTheVampires.com!

I started off the PETER AND THE VAMPIRES stories back in 2007, blogging them a page-a-day. I slowly built up a readership, and then decided to publish the first three novels (PETER AND THE VAMPIRES, PETER AND THE WEREWOLVES, and PETER AND THE FRANKENSTEIN) in May 2011.

I quickly ran into the problem that I needed a much bigger fanbase.

So I decided to try Twitter.

Trouble is, I had very little to tweet about. Or, at least, I wasn’t that confident in flooding the Twitterverse with witticisms on my currently boring life.

So, what could I tweet about? What could I give away for free that might interest people?

How about the same thing I used four years go?

And thus I’ve decided to relaunch the PeterAndTheVampires.com blog.

This time, though, I plan to play up one of the series’ greatest strengths: the badass villains.

Reading the stories is fine and dandy, but it’s hard to suck in new readers – especially when most of them think that it’s a series aimed at 10-year-old kids. (All 10-year-old kids are welcome to read, but the intended audience is like HARRY POTTER – all ages. And truthfully, most of my fans from the first go-round were college students and adults in their 20′s and 30′s.)

So I’ll be doing some illustrations of certain scenes involving the villains every couple of weeks. See, I visualize these stories as movies or television episodes in my head: I can see how freaky some of the villains are, and hopefully my words do them justice, but it’s one thing to read about Darth Vader’s appearance without ever having seen him…and then seeing a picture of the Dark Lord of the Sith.

So come on by PeterAndTheVampires.com to read (for free!) the earliest adventures of Peter and Dill, and to get a view at some of the twisted, grotesque villains and monsters they fight.

It’s gonna be awesome.

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Update

Sorry I haven’t been posting lately. Things got crazy with a big promotion, and then I kind of sank into lassitude.

Anyway, a quick note: thanks to everyone who bought the book on May 25th. I sold the following:

26 copies of PETER AND THE VAMPIRES on Kindle US.

6 copies of PETER AND THE VAMPIRES on Kindle UK.

15 copies each of PETER AND THE WEREWOLVES and PETER AND THE FRANKENSTEIN on Kindle US (so 30 total for the two books).

1 copy each of WEREWOLVES and FRANKENSTEIN on Kindle UK.

4 copies of VAMPIRES on the Nook.

2 copies each of WEREWOLVES and FRANKENSTEIN on the Nook (so four total).

That’s $80 US in royalties, of which I’ll be donating 50% to the charity www.SaveTheChildren.org.

Thanks for those of you who helped out, I appreciate it!

And by the way, J.E. Taylor was kind enough to let me do a guest post on her blog at http://jetaylor75.wordpress.com/2011/05/23/manic-monday-with-darren-pillsbury/.

Go check it out if you’d like to know what a bad blind date said to me that made me start writing again after I’d given it all up.

And leave a comment on the piece! A testament to your presence, like footprints on the digital sands of teh internetz!

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As A Writer, I Steal

Yes, it’s true. But what’s the Picasso quote? “Good artists copy; great artists steal.”

I’m not a great artist. But I do steal.

The biggest example will smack you in the face if you read any five random pages in PETER AND THE VAMPIRES.

Peter’s best friend is a troublemaking, short little kid next door. He’s got a big mouth, he has snappy one-liners, and he comes up with some very strange theories about the world.

And his name is Dill.

As far as I know, there’s only one other Dill in all of literature: the troublemaking, short little kid who lives near Scout in TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD.

(Okay, only during the summers when he’s visiting his aunt, but you get the idea.)

When I was creating the Peter stories – mostly through daydreaming – I decided that he should have a best friend who lived next door, and “he should be exactly like that kid Dill in TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD.” I hadn’t read the book in over 15 years, but Dill’s character is my favorite thing in it. And there are a TON of things to like in that novel.

So I set about finding a name for Peter’s best friend. Tom, Joe, Bobby, no…too ‘normal.’ I think I ran through about 100 of them when I just decided to keep ‘Dill’ in as a placeholder as I wrote the first story, and then I’d rename him later.

After his first five pages, he was cemented in my memory forever as ‘Dill.’ There was no going back.

By the way, guess where Peter’s name came from? As a kid, my hero was Spiderman. Peter Parker. In fact, I overheard my mother tell another woman, “We had to be careful of what we named him, because if we named him ‘Peter,’ he’d have initials he’d get teased about in school. P.P. – pee-pee.”

I remember thinking, “Dang it, I’d put up with a ton of pee-pee jokes if I got to have the same name as Peter Parker!”

When your last name is Pillsbury, you have to have a high tolerance for jokes about Pop ‘n Fresh and getting poked in the belly. And going “We-heee!”

I spent four or five years bemoaning the fact that I was named ‘Darren’ instead of ‘Peter.’

So of course my hero’s name was predestined.

What else has been stolen? In the first story, PETER AND THE DEAD MEN, there’s a portion where they invade the inner sanctum of a group of…wait for it…dead men. They look in a mirror and notice that the 13 charred skeletons are sitting behind them.

That’s ripped off from some fairy tale I read as a kid about a woman who goes to a church one night, she’s the only person there, and when she turns around in the front row, the entire congregation is filled with grinning skeletons who chase her out of the church.

PETER AND THE MANNEQUINS is based on a SPIDERMAN cartoon I saw as a kid that freaked the living daylights out of me.

(And no, I did not rip PETER AND THE CHANGELING off from some television show. I didn’t find out that the plots were very similar until I was halfway through the story and googled ‘changeling’ for research.)

It’s not a big deal. Any fans out there of Quentin Tarantino’s RESERVOIR DOGS? You should see the Hong Kong movie CITY ON FIRE. Basically he lifts the entire movie.

Yet Tarantino’s is waaaaaay better – largely because he builds more interesting characters, and takes what is a cop-out in the Hong Kong film and turns it into a heart-stopping showpiece of an ending.

James Joyce stole the entire plot of ULYSSES from some Greek guy.

There was this guy, too, named Will something, who stole the plots for 36 of his 37 plays from history or other authors.

So really, as long as your intent is to create something of original artistic intent, stealing is inevitable. I’ll close with a quote from T.S. Eliot (whom I have to admit I thought said the Picasso quote above – maybe one of them stole it from the other):

“One of the surest tests [of the superiority or inferiority of a poet] is the way in which a poet borrows. Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal; bad poets deface what they take, and good poets make it into something better, or at least something different. The good poet welds his theft into a whole of feeling which is unique, utterly different than that from which it is torn; the bad poet throws it into something which has no cohesion. A good poet will usually borrow from authors remote in time, or alien in language, or diverse in interest.”

Yeah. What he said.

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New Numbers!

PETER AND THE VAMPIRES – Kindle

5/11/11 – 7:00 PM – New copy sold
Total copies sold: 2
Kindle ranking: #47,411

So, there you go. Apparently I get precedence over somebody with only one copy sold, even if they sold their one copy more recently than mine.

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